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Hello.

I'm Zach.

I'm on a strict
no-Boring diet.

I do advertising and graphic design. Occasionally, even some film.

But it's Never boring.

everything has a purpose. this is payback, wasting the time of THE GUY WHO INVENTED LOBOTOMIES. Of course, If you didn't, I'm terribly sorry you were caught in the crossfire.

(things with purpose typically have casualties, too.) 

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You're silly for looking all the way down here. I like you.

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